Pretend shopping: (verb) In which one browses an online store, selecting items of favour and saving them in a ‘cart’ or ‘shopping bag,’ looking at the final cost, and closing the window.
Going through your YouTube comment replies and wondering what the fuck you said and how high you were when you thought it was funny.
the little shi-tzu owned by an older woman down the street, which predictably barks at anything that moves, managed to scare the shit out of me this morning, for the first time in many months, as the sun shone in my eyes walking to the bus. Somehow it ended up in our backyard and my dad’s wife started calling out to me to get a leash. We had a small confused dog in our house briefly.
life in the human body has proved rather difficult..
today i went to class overdressed but thats always fun.
my face was orange i didn’t find out till the class was over
and 20 minutes into it I realized my keds smelled like cat piss and that my cat has still been spraying by the organ nobody knows how to use.
i smoked 4 cigarettes and found a tiny doll in a hedge
she has a lot of iridescent film applied to various parts of her costume (i e wings). fits in your hand. i got some mike and ike and two mcchickens and a shamrock shake (dont get it) and earlier, a mcgriddle. this is why i’m fat.
i picked up weed, had my shoe fly off, alone, in the last 3 seconds of walk-time at a major intersection, and bought a pair of bland khaki ballerina toms which feel a bit too big. I might get a 7 instead of 7.5. My right big toe was killing all day and wouldn’t feel comfortable unless it was in a 7 and I got home and realized it’s probably ‘cause the big toenail is so much longer than the other foot’s.
Then I went home and got mad at bitch resident and got high im here now i have to pee.
Wow yeah! Now that some total stranger asked, I’ll get right on that
I definitely would say my favorite quote and my motto I live by every day is from Lady Gaga. She said “Be yourself”. And like no one has ever said that before and that really inspired me. I wish other artists and celebs would give great advice like that to their fans like Gaga does but hey that is why she is the Marilyn Monroe of this generation right?