I made a funny.
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This is what happens when Waveya (perhaps you’re familiar with their work?) entertains an auditorium full of engineering students.
So many virgins.
How To Die.
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I just got my drunken ass handed to me by Cleverbot.
(You can tell I’m drunk cause I left it all old-gendered…fuck)
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Hocrap
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PS Nicki I bought my own silver Michael Kors trench at 15; who’s following who bitch? WHO’S FOLLOWING WHO?!?
Super Duper Random
What is your favorite Kool-Aid flavor?
grape duh
Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?
no. just the mouse
Last sporting event you watched on tv or in person?
golf. something about a green jacket.
Who makes the best fudge?
what kind of a question is that?
Do you like it when toothpaste bubbles in your mouth?
no i find it overwhelming sometimes and I get a bit anxious over how I’m going to continue
Do you believe that the world is gonna end at 2012?
“At” 2012?
How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 Player?
under 100, I haven’t had time to download stuff
Have you ever made your own survey?
yes
Can you swear inside your house?
yes
Do you save Bed Bath and Beyond coupons?
no
Have you ever had a pet goldfish?
yes
When did you last eat waffles?
I dont know, months ago
What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
McDonalds
Do you have a video Skype account?
I can never get Skype to work so I’ve given up.
What color is your bed comforter?
white
Does being in love make you gain weight?
no
Dumbest person you know? and why?
I know a lot of dumb people.
Do your parents have home videos of you as a kid?
only a couple.
How old is your oldest cousin?
I don’t know I think I have like 14 all over the place
If you HAD to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
flames running all up the inside of my thighs.
Do you think Obama has tried drugs?
of course he has.
What color is your bra or boxers?
right now my panties are some washed-up lilac
What is your favorite radio station?
q107 or boom
What ethnicity was your last ex?
I don’t know if this is answerable.. he was basically a dick
What brand is your refrigerator?
Idk or care
How many people do you know that are pregnant?
0, I don’t closely know many people
Do you have a picture with your middle finger up?
of course, I’ve drank liquor before
When is the last time you went to a birthday party?
I do not remember. probably my own.
What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?
I had cupcakes a while ago
How long have you lived in the house you live in?
too fucking long
Do you read a newspaper daily?
no. i follow some blog…
Anything your really afraid of?
failure, having my personal space violated
Do you read tabloids?
no
Have you ever had a really bad haircut?
briefly, yes. I hid it with scarves
Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy?
smooth
What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
the ring, I sortof gave up horror when my tv started flickering off/on afterward
Have you ever ridden a skateboard?
obvi. i own one i just dont know how to use it.
Do you drink enough water on a daily basis?
usually
Would you burn the American flag for a million dollars?
I’d do it for free
The main thing you cant leave your house without?
Too many things, anxious
Do you think the economy is improving yet?
nope. I don’t think it will for a long while
When was the last time you read a book?
couple days ago I think. Avoiding reading now
Where did you get that shirt you’re wearing?
I was born in it
Do you play pranks on April Fools Day?
no, I scuttle around actually hoping I won’t be pranked
let me lick coconut cream from your scalp
GTA: Canada. I would play.
(Source: gaminglulz, via epic4chan)
